1 00:00:10,241 --> 00:00:12,137 [upbeat, funky music] 2 00:00:12,172 --> 00:00:15,034 ♪ 3 00:00:15,068 --> 00:00:16,586 - This is delicious, Mrs. Cramblin. 4 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:21,413 - I know it's terrible, honey, but thank you. 5 00:00:21,448 --> 00:00:22,758 - No, he said it was delicious. 6 00:00:22,793 --> 00:00:24,931 - Oh, Trevor, do you wanna join us for Sunday dinner? 7 00:00:24,965 --> 00:00:26,551 - [sucks teeth] No can do. 8 00:00:26,586 --> 00:00:29,000 - Trevor, your mother invited you to sit down. 9 00:00:29,034 --> 00:00:31,172 Sit down. - Hey, uh, Jerry, 10 00:00:31,206 --> 00:00:34,172 why don't--why don't you eat my ass? 11 00:00:34,206 --> 00:00:36,275 - Rude. 12 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:38,068 - What is he still doing in the house? 13 00:00:38,103 --> 00:00:39,206 I thought he moved into the house 14 00:00:39,241 --> 00:00:40,896 with, like, 15 of his friends. 15 00:00:40,931 --> 00:00:42,482 - It didn't work out. 16 00:00:42,517 --> 00:00:45,793 They turned out all to be backstabbers and liars. 17 00:00:45,827 --> 00:00:47,034 All 15 of them. 18 00:00:47,068 --> 00:00:48,862 They were nasty to him. 19 00:00:48,896 --> 00:00:50,413 - Boy needs a job. - Jerry. 20 00:00:50,448 --> 00:00:52,827 - He got fired from Le Shish? - My dad got him that job. 21 00:00:52,862 --> 00:00:54,068 - It wasn't his fault. 22 00:00:54,103 --> 00:00:55,482 They were nasty to him. 23 00:00:55,517 --> 00:00:57,413 They wouldn't let him choose what time he came in. 24 00:00:57,448 --> 00:00:59,034 - So he just didn't show up, is what you're saying? 25 00:00:59,068 --> 00:01:03,758 - Honestly, he has to sleep in or he'll lose his voice. 26 00:01:03,793 --> 00:01:07,068 Besides, he doesn't have time for a job. 27 00:01:07,103 --> 00:01:09,827 He's very busy with Rochu. 28 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:11,448 - What is Rochu? 29 00:01:11,482 --> 00:01:14,137 - Rochu is an Ultra Beast Trevor created. 30 00:01:14,172 --> 00:01:16,517 Look at the beautiful pictures he makes. 31 00:01:16,551 --> 00:01:18,724 - Mom, don't put that on the fridge! 32 00:01:18,758 --> 00:01:21,137 - The details are fantastic, Chrissy. 33 00:01:21,172 --> 00:01:25,517 Now, Rochu is the king of the Banglo people. 34 00:01:25,551 --> 00:01:29,103 And he defeated Malgor in the Battle of Light. 35 00:01:29,137 --> 00:01:31,206 - Oh. - He's a Lich Priest. 36 00:01:31,241 --> 00:01:32,344 Uh--is that how you say it, Jerry? 37 00:01:32,379 --> 00:01:34,344 Am I--Lich--Lich Priest? 38 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:35,551 - I don't freakin' know. 39 00:01:35,586 --> 00:01:37,275 It's a bunch of cartoons with their dicks out. 40 00:01:37,310 --> 00:01:38,965 - Jerry! - They are, Sue. 41 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,758 Some artist. Asked him to draw 42 00:01:40,793 --> 00:01:42,758 a picture of his mother and me in Wings jerseys, 43 00:01:42,793 --> 00:01:45,551 he gives me a freakin' drippin' hog. 44 00:01:45,586 --> 00:01:48,206 - Chrissy, you should see the details on that hog. 45 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,827 It's as if he's seen it. 46 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:54,827 Down...to...the...veins. 47 00:01:54,862 --> 00:01:56,000 - ♪ Next time 48 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:57,379 ♪ When they ask you 49 00:01:57,413 --> 00:01:59,310 ♪ Where you're from 50 00:01:59,344 --> 00:02:00,965 ♪ You gon' say Detroit city 51 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:05,620 ♪ When we get back on our feet, yeah ♪ 52 00:02:05,655 --> 00:02:06,689 ♪ Yeah 53 00:02:06,724 --> 00:02:10,517 - Oh, honey, that was great. 54 00:02:10,551 --> 00:02:14,241 - I'll clean up. [all protesting] 55 00:02:14,275 --> 00:02:15,758 No, no, no, stop. No, no, no, stop, stop. 56 00:02:15,793 --> 00:02:17,413 I said stop! 57 00:02:17,448 --> 00:02:18,551 I said I'd clean up. 58 00:02:18,586 --> 00:02:21,310 Put it back! - Yeah. 59 00:02:21,344 --> 00:02:22,862 - Here. Give me that. 60 00:02:24,379 --> 00:02:25,758 - Sam, you got two answers 61 00:02:25,793 --> 00:02:27,931 when a woman tells you what to do. 62 00:02:27,965 --> 00:02:31,241 "Okay," and "Yes, honey." 63 00:02:31,275 --> 00:02:33,206 - Is that Tim Allen? 64 00:02:33,241 --> 00:02:35,862 - Yes, it is. - Oh, okay, yeah. 65 00:02:37,793 --> 00:02:39,206 - Excuse me, I'd like to sit down, please. 66 00:02:39,241 --> 00:02:40,758 - [scoffs] I was sitting here first. 67 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:42,172 - I don't care. This is the spot I want. 68 00:02:42,206 --> 00:02:44,379 - I don't care. - Well, there it is. 69 00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:46,068 - Move-- - So. 70 00:02:46,103 --> 00:02:47,931 - Ohh! [coughing] 71 00:02:47,965 --> 00:02:50,275 You only hit me in my stomach after I just ate, 72 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:52,034 you frickin' idiot! - Then I'll never get to 73 00:02:52,068 --> 00:02:53,620 hit your fat ass. - Ohh. Well, you shouldn't hit, 74 00:02:53,655 --> 00:02:55,034 you bag of bolts. - Whatever. 75 00:02:55,068 --> 00:02:56,827 - God, I miss freakin' Shanahan. 76 00:02:59,068 --> 00:03:00,551 - Mom, you can't just let Trevor 77 00:03:00,586 --> 00:03:01,620 move back into the house 78 00:03:01,655 --> 00:03:03,103 every time he screws up. 79 00:03:03,137 --> 00:03:04,689 - Tim, he isn't like you. 80 00:03:04,724 --> 00:03:06,448 You weren't here for the divorce. 81 00:03:06,482 --> 00:03:07,793 That affected Trevor. 82 00:03:07,827 --> 00:03:10,551 - He was 18. He should've already been out of the house. 83 00:03:10,586 --> 00:03:13,172 - I don't know what to do. 84 00:03:13,206 --> 00:03:14,620 I'm trying. 85 00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:17,241 Him and Jerry are at each other's throats. 86 00:03:17,275 --> 00:03:19,241 Trevor tosses him around like a ragdoll. 87 00:03:19,275 --> 00:03:20,758 He has your father's strength. 88 00:03:20,793 --> 00:03:22,655 He hit Jerry in the back of the head with a chair 89 00:03:22,689 --> 00:03:24,137 and then Rock Bottomed him. 90 00:03:24,172 --> 00:03:25,310 - He Rock Bottomed him? - Yes. 91 00:03:25,344 --> 00:03:26,586 - That's a finisher. 92 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:28,896 - He needs motivation. Like you. 93 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:32,206 What if you gave him a job at the office? 94 00:03:32,241 --> 00:03:35,034 - [groans] - Show him how it's done. 95 00:03:35,068 --> 00:03:36,586 - Ah-- 96 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:38,034 Maybe some structure would be good for him. 97 00:03:38,068 --> 00:03:39,862 - And he could stay with you and Chrissy for a while. 98 00:03:39,896 --> 00:03:42,586 - Oh! - Just to get him started. 99 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:44,551 Transition is very hard for Trevor. 100 00:03:44,586 --> 00:03:46,103 - Oh, Mom. - That way he could 101 00:03:46,137 --> 00:03:47,586 go straight to work with you. 102 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,551 75 is a nightmare in the morning. 103 00:03:49,586 --> 00:03:50,896 He hits traffic, he turns around 104 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:53,344 and goes to the Taco Bell. - Oh. 105 00:03:53,379 --> 00:03:55,034 I'll run it by Sam and Chrissy. 106 00:03:57,586 --> 00:03:58,827 It'll be fine. - Oh! 107 00:03:58,862 --> 00:04:00,344 - I could talk to him. It'll be fine. 108 00:04:00,379 --> 00:04:01,827 - Oh, Timmy! Thank you. 109 00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:03,586 You're a very good brother. 110 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:05,137 - Love you, Mom. - Very good. 111 00:04:05,172 --> 00:04:07,103 [playing keyboard] 112 00:04:07,137 --> 00:04:08,689 - Hey, bud. What's up? 113 00:04:08,724 --> 00:04:09,724 - Do not enter without knocking. 114 00:04:09,758 --> 00:04:11,068 Go back out and try again. 115 00:04:11,103 --> 00:04:12,551 - No, I'm not gonna do that. I'm already in here, Trevor. 116 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,034 That's stupid. 117 00:04:15,068 --> 00:04:18,758 Hey, um, Mom told me that you were in between jobs 118 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:21,310 and we have an opening at Cramblin Duvet. 119 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,965 - Oh, what happened? Did Sam get chronic diarrhea and die? 120 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,413 - No, don't even joke about Sam's death. 121 00:04:25,448 --> 00:04:26,827 We're gonna die at the same exact time. 122 00:04:26,862 --> 00:04:29,517 Even if we're miles apart, our hearts will just know. 123 00:04:29,551 --> 00:04:31,034 You can stay with me and Chrissy. 124 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:34,000 I think we could really use your help around the office. 125 00:04:34,034 --> 00:04:35,862 You know, I could show you how it's done. 126 00:04:35,896 --> 00:04:37,965 - Actually, I don't need to be shown how it's done. 127 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,344 I know how it's done. 128 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,896 - Well, you don't know how it's done, 129 00:04:40,931 --> 00:04:42,172 but I think with a little bit of work, 130 00:04:42,206 --> 00:04:43,241 you'd be pretty good at it. 131 00:04:43,275 --> 00:04:44,482 - Yes, I do know how it's done 132 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:45,862 and I could do advertising in my sleep. 133 00:04:45,896 --> 00:04:47,137 - You're actually not good at advertising. 134 00:04:47,172 --> 00:04:48,172 You've never done it before, 135 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:49,482 so how would you know if you're good at it? 136 00:04:49,517 --> 00:04:50,586 - I do know how to do it. 137 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:51,586 - Okay, well then, do it, then. 138 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:53,103 - Fine, shithead! I'll do it! 139 00:04:53,137 --> 00:04:54,896 - Do not call me a shithead! 140 00:04:54,931 --> 00:04:57,655 I'm giving you a job, a place to live! 141 00:04:57,689 --> 00:04:59,862 - Oh, my God. Wow, thank you so much. 142 00:04:59,896 --> 00:05:01,758 - Oh, thank you! - Oh, Mother Theresa! 143 00:05:01,793 --> 00:05:03,000 I need to offer my body to you. - Oh, thank you. 144 00:05:03,034 --> 00:05:04,689 Thank you so much. Okay, come on. Let's go! 145 00:05:04,724 --> 00:05:06,344 Grab your stuff. - What? 146 00:05:06,379 --> 00:05:08,448 - Come on, Trevor. What-- you need to pack, don't you? 147 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:09,689 - Oh, my God. Yeah. - Don't you need 148 00:05:09,724 --> 00:05:11,068 to pack some stuff, buddy? - I gotta pack, yeah. 149 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:13,655 Oh, yeah, I gotta-- - Don't hit the dresser! 150 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:14,931 - Shut up! - That used to be yours 151 00:05:14,965 --> 00:05:17,379 as a baby! - That's my dresser! 152 00:05:17,413 --> 00:05:20,137 - Trevor, pack your deodorant. 153 00:05:23,068 --> 00:05:25,551 Pack your deodorant I got you for Christmas! 154 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:27,241 Thank you! 155 00:05:27,275 --> 00:05:29,137 You don't need your Slipknot mask. 156 00:05:29,172 --> 00:05:31,137 - Yes, I do! - When are you gonna use it? 157 00:05:31,172 --> 00:05:32,103 - Take a shower. 158 00:05:32,137 --> 00:05:33,413 - You take a shower in a Slipknot mask? 159 00:05:33,448 --> 00:05:36,034 - Yes! Shut up! - You shut the fuck up! 160 00:05:36,068 --> 00:05:37,137 [both screaming] 161 00:05:37,172 --> 00:05:38,413 - Morning, Sheila. 162 00:05:38,448 --> 00:05:40,482 - Gentlemen. 163 00:05:40,517 --> 00:05:43,862 - Trevor! My favorite Cramblin. 164 00:05:43,896 --> 00:05:46,379 - A flower for the lady. Here you go, ma'am. 165 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:49,620 - Oh, ohh, Trevor, just like your father. 166 00:05:49,655 --> 00:05:52,172 It's been a while, but I've kept 167 00:05:52,206 --> 00:05:54,000 your favorite game in my desk all these years. 168 00:05:54,034 --> 00:05:58,275 - Oh, my God! A frickin'--a Game Guy? 169 00:05:58,310 --> 00:05:59,862 Yes! - Hey, guys. 170 00:05:59,896 --> 00:06:01,862 - Tommy, this is my brother, Trevor. 171 00:06:01,896 --> 00:06:02,896 - Nice to meet you, Trevor. 172 00:06:02,931 --> 00:06:05,275 - Hey, Tommy. What's up? 173 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:06,965 - What's up? 174 00:06:08,965 --> 00:06:10,827 What's up? 175 00:06:12,965 --> 00:06:13,965 What's... 176 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 up? 177 00:06:16,034 --> 00:06:18,000 What's up? - Has Tommy never heard 178 00:06:18,034 --> 00:06:19,206 the phrase, "What's up?" before? 179 00:06:19,241 --> 00:06:21,862 - I mean, he seems pretty frickin' rocked. 180 00:06:21,896 --> 00:06:26,206 - Hey, Lea. What's...up? 181 00:06:26,241 --> 00:06:27,517 What's up? 182 00:06:27,551 --> 00:06:30,310 - Jake Tipper from Tipper's Jewelry 183 00:06:30,344 --> 00:06:31,586 is in your office waiting. 184 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:33,275 - Great. Trevor, you wanna sit in on this one, 185 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,620 see how it's done? 186 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:36,620 - Whoa. I mean, Tipper's Jewelry seems 187 00:06:36,655 --> 00:06:38,724 pretty big for Trevor's first day. 188 00:06:38,758 --> 00:06:40,137 - Oh, he's gonna be fine. He's just gonna watch. 189 00:06:40,172 --> 00:06:42,241 - Won't say a word. - Unbelievable. 190 00:06:42,275 --> 00:06:44,137 - Hear that, Trevor? Don't say a word in here. 191 00:06:44,172 --> 00:06:45,482 - Yeah. - Trevor! 192 00:06:45,517 --> 00:06:47,448 - Hm? - Good luck, Trevor. 193 00:06:47,482 --> 00:06:49,448 - So then the guy gets down on one knee, 194 00:06:49,482 --> 00:06:51,241 pulls out a jewelry box. 195 00:06:51,275 --> 00:06:56,068 In it is a note that says, "IOU one diamond." 196 00:06:56,103 --> 00:06:58,241 - And the woman looks at him and says, 197 00:06:58,275 --> 00:07:01,172 "Maybe I should reconsider." [both laugh] 198 00:07:01,206 --> 00:07:05,724 - You owe it to yourself to shop at Tipper's Jewelry. 199 00:07:07,275 --> 00:07:08,413 - That's cute. 200 00:07:08,448 --> 00:07:10,172 - What? Okay, uh, 201 00:07:10,206 --> 00:07:12,137 a girl's taking her friends out to lunch. 202 00:07:12,172 --> 00:07:15,448 We pan around the table, and reveal all of her friends 203 00:07:15,482 --> 00:07:17,586 are diamonds. 204 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:20,620 Diamonds are a girl's best friend. 205 00:07:20,655 --> 00:07:23,241 - [chuckles] Eh. 206 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:25,655 - What? - We have--we have other ones. 207 00:07:25,689 --> 00:07:26,965 Uh, this one's funny. - He doesn't want 208 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,482 funny ideas, idiots. - Shut up, Trevor! 209 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,689 I'm sorry-- I'm sorry about that. 210 00:07:32,724 --> 00:07:34,724 - A diamond costs, what? Three months' salary? 211 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:35,827 - Wait, what are you-- - You think people 212 00:07:35,862 --> 00:07:38,379 wanna joke about that? - Go on. 213 00:07:38,413 --> 00:07:40,344 - Guy comes home from the store, 214 00:07:40,379 --> 00:07:42,034 he's carrying a grocery bag. [sentimental music] 215 00:07:42,068 --> 00:07:44,344 He opens up the door, he sees his wife, 216 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:45,896 she's holding the baby. 217 00:07:45,931 --> 00:07:47,620 He reaches inside the grocery bag 218 00:07:47,655 --> 00:07:49,172 and he pulls out a diamond pendant. 219 00:07:49,206 --> 00:07:51,931 She's like, "Why? It's not our anniversary." 220 00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:55,758 And he says, "I don't need a reason to give you a diamond." 221 00:07:55,793 --> 00:07:58,827 Tipper's: She's the only reason you need. 222 00:08:00,482 --> 00:08:02,103 - [chuckles] That's it. 223 00:08:02,137 --> 00:08:05,896 - And maybe the baby craps itself. 224 00:08:05,931 --> 00:08:07,517 'Cause it should be a little bit funny, I think. 225 00:08:07,551 --> 00:08:10,310 - Ehh, that's perfect. 226 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:14,103 - You've cut the shit out of your lip, sir. 227 00:08:14,137 --> 00:08:15,896 - Oh. Yeah. 228 00:08:15,931 --> 00:08:17,724 - Ah, Sheila's got some tissues, 229 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:19,551 if you just follow me. - All right. 230 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,689 - Price of having those rings, huh? 231 00:08:21,724 --> 00:08:23,206 - [chuckles] 232 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,482 - That was really good. - Yeah. 233 00:08:25,517 --> 00:08:26,758 - You know who he reminds me of? 234 00:08:26,793 --> 00:08:28,586 - Yeah, your dad. 235 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:30,931 - No. I remind you of my dad. 236 00:08:30,965 --> 00:08:34,206 - Yeah, but-- - Hey, guys. What's...up? 237 00:08:34,241 --> 00:08:37,068 - Tommy, I need you to get the frickin' hell out of here. 238 00:08:40,310 --> 00:08:43,965 ♪ 239 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,000 - Hey, babe. - Hey, baby. 240 00:08:47,034 --> 00:08:49,551 - Trevor actually did really, really good today. 241 00:08:49,586 --> 00:08:51,655 - He did? - Jake Tipper's gonna 242 00:08:51,689 --> 00:08:53,068 use one of his ideas for a commercial. 243 00:08:53,103 --> 00:08:55,068 [video game gunfire] It was amazing. 244 00:08:55,103 --> 00:08:56,931 [explosion booms] Sam said he reminded him of me. 245 00:08:56,965 --> 00:08:59,448 - That's nice, but can you please tell him 246 00:08:59,482 --> 00:09:02,310 to turn that damn game down? - Yes. Sorry. 247 00:09:05,793 --> 00:09:08,000 [gunfire] Hey, pal? 248 00:09:08,034 --> 00:09:09,862 Great job today, but can you turn down 249 00:09:09,896 --> 00:09:11,137 "Call of Duty," buddy? 250 00:09:11,172 --> 00:09:12,344 - It's "Battlefield," idiot. 251 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:13,827 I gotta hear people's footsteps. 252 00:09:13,862 --> 00:09:15,275 You want me to get fragged like a noob? 253 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:16,827 - It's just a game, Trevor! 254 00:09:16,862 --> 00:09:18,034 - No, it's not! 255 00:09:18,068 --> 00:09:19,586 They use this to train NAVY SEALs. 256 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:22,103 - Oh, so the NAVY SEALs play "Battlefield" all day? 257 00:09:22,137 --> 00:09:23,551 - Yes, they do! - And that's how 258 00:09:23,586 --> 00:09:26,137 they killed Bin Laden. 259 00:09:26,172 --> 00:09:27,862 - No, this is actually how they killed Bin Laden. 260 00:09:27,896 --> 00:09:29,724 Boom! - You don't fucking touch me 261 00:09:29,758 --> 00:09:32,448 ever, you piece of shit! - Ahh! Uhh! Uhh! 262 00:09:32,482 --> 00:09:34,448 Ow! Ohh! Ohh! - I didn't even touch you. 263 00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:36,689 - Oh, my--ahh! - There! That hard enough? 264 00:09:36,724 --> 00:09:38,862 - Ah! Ohh! 265 00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:40,206 - Get off my back! 266 00:09:40,241 --> 00:09:43,310 - Dumbasses. I should kick both they-- 267 00:09:45,137 --> 00:09:47,137 Can I just stay here a little bit? 268 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:49,827 - [laughs] Not on your fucking life. 269 00:09:49,862 --> 00:09:53,965 - [sighs] Well, I guess I'll leave if you can make me move. 270 00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:58,655 - What the frick--ahh! 271 00:09:58,689 --> 00:09:59,896 Ahh! 272 00:09:59,931 --> 00:10:01,655 How are you so frickin' heavy? 273 00:10:01,689 --> 00:10:04,275 Ehh--frickin' whale, go home! - Get off of me, Trevor! 274 00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:06,586 - I can't! - Get the hell off--oh! 275 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:07,724 Ahh! Ahh! 276 00:10:07,758 --> 00:10:10,689 Get off me, you fricking psychopath! 277 00:10:10,724 --> 00:10:12,000 Ugh! [spits] 278 00:10:12,034 --> 00:10:14,103 [both screaming] - Fine. Stay. 279 00:10:14,137 --> 00:10:16,655 But don't talk during my stories. 280 00:10:16,689 --> 00:10:19,482 [upbeat dance music] 281 00:10:19,517 --> 00:10:22,137 - R.J. Watkins on "The New Dance Show." 282 00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:24,103 I always knew this-- we could do this. 283 00:10:24,137 --> 00:10:25,344 Let's do it. - That's R.J. Watkins. 284 00:10:25,379 --> 00:10:27,551 He's the host with the most. Who cares? Shut up. 285 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:29,034 ♪ 286 00:10:29,068 --> 00:10:31,793 - You idiot! - You're gonna paralyze me! 287 00:10:31,827 --> 00:10:32,827 - Ahh! - I'm gonna beat the-- 288 00:10:32,862 --> 00:10:34,137 - Oh, my God! - Yeah! 289 00:10:34,172 --> 00:10:35,793 - Oh! - Say what you will, 290 00:10:35,827 --> 00:10:37,896 I've never hit you with a stick. 291 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:40,724 - Yes, you have. [fighting sounds continue] 292 00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:42,724 - Oh, yeah, I have. 293 00:10:42,758 --> 00:10:45,413 ♪ 294 00:10:45,448 --> 00:10:47,482 - You idiot! - Welcome to the jungle! 295 00:10:47,517 --> 00:10:49,344 - So we've cast a real life husband and wife team 296 00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:51,137 to play the husband and wife in the commercial. 297 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,758 That way when they kiss, they can really go at it. 298 00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:55,172 - I don't want them to really go at it. 299 00:10:55,206 --> 00:10:57,413 - Yeah, uh--well, not a problem. 300 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,034 I mean, we had 'em really go at it in the audition, 301 00:10:59,068 --> 00:11:00,310 so we can pull back. 302 00:11:00,344 --> 00:11:01,655 - You know, I did have a question 303 00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:03,758 about the grocery bag surprise. 304 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,068 - Yeah, uh, what's the question? 305 00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:07,241 - Actually, where's the young man that-- 306 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,896 who came up with the idea? 307 00:11:09,931 --> 00:11:11,586 - Uh, I can go get him. 308 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:13,275 Just one second. [sighs] 309 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,275 Trevor! 310 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,000 Get in here! 311 00:11:17,034 --> 00:11:19,655 Put your shirt on! 312 00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:22,103 - So Jake, I don't know if I made it very clear 313 00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:23,206 when I was talking about the diamonds 314 00:11:23,241 --> 00:11:24,448 are a girl's best friend commercial. 315 00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:26,172 The diamonds would actually be animated. 316 00:11:26,206 --> 00:11:27,379 You know, they would each be, like, 317 00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:28,551 a different kind of personality. 318 00:11:28,586 --> 00:11:30,241 Like, there'd be, like, an old lady, uh, 319 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,655 like, sassy old lady diamond. 320 00:11:31,689 --> 00:11:34,482 And, like, a dumb diamond, you know what I'm saying? 321 00:11:34,517 --> 00:11:36,000 - Sit down. Talk to him. 322 00:11:38,137 --> 00:11:40,551 Here he is, Jake. 323 00:11:40,586 --> 00:11:44,689 - I was wondering if it shouldn't be a grocery bag, 324 00:11:44,724 --> 00:11:46,931 but a bag from Tipper's. 325 00:11:46,965 --> 00:11:48,310 That way, it's less confusing. 326 00:11:48,344 --> 00:11:49,482 - Yeah, I mean, we could do that. 327 00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:50,931 Just kinda replace the grocery bag 328 00:11:50,965 --> 00:11:52,103 with, like, a nice Tipper's bag. 329 00:11:52,137 --> 00:11:53,724 That'd be better, in fact, I think. 330 00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:56,379 'Cause that way, you know, it'll say Tipper's on the bag. 331 00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:59,620 - No, Sam, it's gotta be a regular, every day grocery bag. 332 00:11:59,655 --> 00:12:02,275 It's gotta have this feeling that you can buy jewelry 333 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:04,620 at any time--when you're coming home from the grocery store, 334 00:12:04,655 --> 00:12:07,344 after you bought milk, egg, cheese, beef. 335 00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:10,413 - Yeah, like a--a diamond in the ruffage, if you will. 336 00:12:10,448 --> 00:12:12,206 - No. - You don't say no to me 337 00:12:12,241 --> 00:12:14,517 in the middle of the pitch. 338 00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:16,000 - I'm sold. 339 00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:18,103 Grocery bag. 340 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:19,965 [light music] 341 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,551 - Hey, Chrissy. 342 00:12:21,586 --> 00:12:23,103 I just wanna thank you for being so understanding 343 00:12:23,137 --> 00:12:24,275 about Trevor. 344 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,413 I know he can be a pain in the ass, 345 00:12:25,448 --> 00:12:28,827 but I really think this has been good for us. 346 00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:31,413 Thank you, my sweetie-- 347 00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:33,931 [both scream] 348 00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:35,206 - Why so serious? 349 00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:37,448 - You freaking psycho! 350 00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,344 Get out of my wife's pajamas! 351 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:41,689 - Make me pregnant! - You're not my wife, idiot. 352 00:12:41,724 --> 00:12:44,137 - I wanna be pregnant! - I know my wife's not a clown! 353 00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:45,137 - Yes! - I know my wife's not a clown! 354 00:12:45,172 --> 00:12:47,206 - Do me, please! Give me a son! 355 00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:49,689 - I can't! - Give me a clown son! 356 00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:52,965 [dance music] 357 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,206 ♪ 358 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,275 - R.J. Watkins on "The New Dance Show." 359 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,379 Let's do it. On the dance line. 360 00:12:59,413 --> 00:13:01,413 - Who's your favorite dancer? 361 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,344 - General Get down. He's a general. 362 00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:05,655 He's the best. - Well, yeah. 363 00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:06,965 General Get Down's great. 364 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,448 You know he's a bagger at Farmer Zack's? 365 00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:11,827 And Millionaire Greg is Dad's mailman. 366 00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:15,000 - Who's your favorite? 367 00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:18,137 - I'd have to say Seductra. 368 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:21,482 - Of course you like Seductra. 369 00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:23,793 - She's a really great dancer. 370 00:13:23,827 --> 00:13:26,137 - Mm-hmm. 371 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,896 Seductra can dance. 372 00:13:27,931 --> 00:13:30,862 - Uh, yeah. Just a little bit. 373 00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:33,241 - [screaming] - Look at me! 374 00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:35,896 Look at me, Trevor! I'm proud of you! 375 00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:37,068 I'm proud of you! 376 00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:39,931 [both panting] 377 00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:43,379 You're more like Dad than I am. 378 00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:46,448 And it kills me to admit that. 379 00:13:46,482 --> 00:13:49,241 I'm proud of you, Slipknot. 380 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,758 - Really? 381 00:13:52,793 --> 00:13:55,620 - Yeah. 382 00:13:55,655 --> 00:13:57,413 Ohh! 383 00:13:57,448 --> 00:14:00,586 [screaming] 384 00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:09,206 - Hey, babe. You're up early. 385 00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:12,206 - Big day today. Trevor's first commercial shoot. 386 00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:13,448 Trevor! [clapping] 387 00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:15,448 Let's go! Let's go, Trevor! 388 00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:19,379 Up, up! Wakey, wakey, let's go, pal-- 389 00:14:19,413 --> 00:14:20,758 Damn it! 390 00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:25,310 Jizz. 391 00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:26,689 Fucking jizz. 392 00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:34,448 - Hey, Mom. - Trevor told me 393 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,517 you were nasty to him. - Why didn't he show up? 394 00:14:36,551 --> 00:14:38,586 Came crawling back to you? Couldn't take it? 395 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,586 - You were supposed to show him the ropes! 396 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:42,482 Not work him to death! He's a kid! 397 00:14:42,517 --> 00:14:44,137 - He is not a kid, Mom! 398 00:14:44,172 --> 00:14:46,965 And if you baby him his entire life, he's never gonna learn. 399 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,103 I went out on a limb for him. 400 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,413 - At the risk of his health! 401 00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:51,275 He's sick as a dog. 402 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,137 He told me he had to be at the shoot at 7:00 a.m. 403 00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:55,206 Even turkeys aren't up at 7:00 a.m. 404 00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:57,275 - What time are turkeys up, Mom? 405 00:14:57,310 --> 00:15:00,931 - Don't you sass mouth me, Timothy Dale Cramblin. 406 00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:01,896 I am here to pick up 407 00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:04,689 his Slipknot mask, his "Battlefield" disc 408 00:15:04,724 --> 00:15:06,586 and his "Five Nights at Freddy's" men. 409 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,137 - Yeah, well, you should take his sheet too, 410 00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:09,275 because it's caked. 411 00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:12,000 - I'm sure I don't know what that means. 412 00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:13,310 Go get the stuff! 413 00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:15,137 Jerry wants to leave the city before it's dark. 414 00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:16,310 He's terrified! [honks horn] 415 00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:18,310 - All right, let's go, babe. 416 00:15:18,344 --> 00:15:20,862 Yo. How you doin'? 417 00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:28,103 - He didn't even have the balls to tell us to our face 418 00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:29,517 that he was gonna bail on us. 419 00:15:29,551 --> 00:15:31,068 - [scoffs] You surprised? 420 00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:32,862 That's all he's ever done. 421 00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:36,551 - How can you be so good at this job and not wanna do it? 422 00:15:38,068 --> 00:15:39,689 What? 423 00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:41,310 - Nothing. 424 00:15:41,344 --> 00:15:43,379 - Hey, Tim. Hey, Sam. 425 00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:45,137 ♪ Mail's here 426 00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:47,586 Boo-yah! 427 00:15:48,689 --> 00:15:50,517 What the hell is your cousin David doing here? 428 00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,448 - Oh, well, Tim, since I just found out 429 00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:55,034 about the open door policy for hiring family members, 430 00:15:55,068 --> 00:15:57,689 I figured it'd be okay for David to come work here. 431 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,724 You're not mad, are you? You can't be. 432 00:16:00,758 --> 00:16:02,413 - Yeah, all right. I get it. 433 00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:03,931 I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 434 00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:06,655 - When you work at a company where two people own it, 435 00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:09,310 all decisions need to go through both of 'em, bud, okay? 436 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,517 - Yeah, you made your point, Sam. 437 00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:12,655 - Okay, that's all I'm sayin'. - Okay. 438 00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:13,965 - All right? Okay? - All right, cool. 439 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,413 both: Great. 440 00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:16,896 Hey, David? 441 00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:18,724 - [yelps] 442 00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:20,413 - [laughs] All right, you can go on home. 443 00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:21,620 He got the point. 444 00:16:21,655 --> 00:16:24,724 - Got what? - Tim got the prank. 445 00:16:24,758 --> 00:16:27,965 - So this isn't a real job? 446 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,310 Oh. 447 00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:34,068 Um, just one second. 448 00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:36,379 Joy. Hey. 449 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,000 Yeah, the job's not real. 450 00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:39,620 - [mouthing] 451 00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:42,275 - Yeah, it was a prank on Tim. 452 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:43,689 - Okay. 453 00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:45,413 - Don't wave to us. - Yeah. 454 00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:47,793 I'll do that. Sure. 455 00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:50,068 Guys... 456 00:16:50,103 --> 00:16:51,482 [sighs] 457 00:16:51,517 --> 00:16:54,482 please, please, please don't do this! 458 00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:56,482 I need this job. - David, stand up. 459 00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,310 You can finish up the rest of the week, okay? 460 00:16:58,344 --> 00:17:01,551 - Thanks, Sam. I broke your stapler. 461 00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:04,206 - Hey, David. What's...up? 462 00:17:04,241 --> 00:17:05,758 - Just dumb. 463 00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,931 - We went the Pegasus. I got a Wings jersey. 464 00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:12,344 We even walked a block. Wasn't bad. 465 00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,172 That city's gotten okay. 466 00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:15,586 In certain parts. 467 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:18,379 - We were asked for change. 468 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,793 But the guy was funny, actually. 469 00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:25,379 - Excuse me for a minute. Thank you. 470 00:17:25,413 --> 00:17:27,379 - Chrissy and I applied and got in to be 471 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,448 on "The New Dance Show." 472 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,551 - Oh! - Yeah, so excited. 473 00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:35,793 - [sighs] 474 00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:37,655 - Enter. 475 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,551 - What the hell, man? 476 00:17:41,586 --> 00:17:43,241 You sneak back to Mom's in the middle of the night, 477 00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:44,724 leave a puddle of rope on the bed? 478 00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:46,655 - It's my two weeks notice. 479 00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:49,827 - Trevor, you need to grow up. 480 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:52,862 You can't just run away from everything. 481 00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:55,724 I'll tell you what. I'll give you a pass. 482 00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:56,862 You can come back and work for me. 483 00:17:56,896 --> 00:17:58,551 - [sighs] I tried it, I didn't like it. 484 00:17:58,586 --> 00:17:59,655 It was stupid, it was dumb. 485 00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:01,931 - But you're so good at it. 486 00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,655 - It's easy. 487 00:18:03,689 --> 00:18:05,379 It's your thing, man. It's not mine. 488 00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:06,724 - What do you mean? 489 00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:08,034 - Look, remember when we were kids 490 00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:09,758 and we would race and you were faster than me, 491 00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:11,724 so you'd slow down and let me win? 492 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,551 - Yeah. - It's like that. 493 00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:15,413 - Oh, my God. 494 00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:17,413 You quit because you're better than me 495 00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:20,068 and you didn't wanna make me feel bad. 496 00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:22,551 Oh-- 497 00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:24,103 Give me the Slipknot mask. 498 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:27,103 Give me Shawn Clown. 499 00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:29,206 [sobbing] 500 00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:35,172 Trevor! 501 00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:36,655 When we were racing, 502 00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:39,000 I didn't slow down so you could beat me. 503 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,448 I didn't slow down. 504 00:18:40,482 --> 00:18:42,931 I just got tired. 505 00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:45,965 [crying] 506 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,034 [screams] 507 00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:50,206 [sobbing] 508 00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:56,000 [muffled screaming] 509 00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:01,655 - Mind if we join you guys? 510 00:19:01,689 --> 00:19:04,586 - All my boys at the table together. 511 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:07,517 - Tim, you been crying? 512 00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:09,724 - No, I'm just a little hot. 513 00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:11,310 - Hey, uh, Sam, you mind passing me the spaghetti? 514 00:19:11,344 --> 00:19:14,206 And by the way, diamonds are a girl's best friend 515 00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:16,655 was really funny. 516 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,689 - Oh, thank you, Trevor. 517 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:22,482 And you know what? Yours was pretty good, too. 518 00:19:22,517 --> 00:19:23,931 Although, it coulda been a little funny. 519 00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,482 I mean, people remember the ones that are funny, 520 00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:26,620 in my experience. - Yeah, so that's why 521 00:19:26,655 --> 00:19:27,793 they did yours, right? 522 00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:29,137 - [whispering] You piece of shit. 523 00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:30,965 - Take your hat off at the table, Trevor. 524 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,827 - Hey, Jerry, why don't you suck my balls? 525 00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:36,517 - Take your hat off at the table, Trevor. 526 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,310 - Let him wear his hat, Jerry. 527 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,275 - No, Sue. You think I don't wanna be here eating 528 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,034 with my Panama hat on? 529 00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:45,310 Take the hat off. 530 00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:47,034 Take the damn hat off. 531 00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:48,655 - [gasps] Oh. 532 00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:51,724 - That's it! Time to take you to the bottom! 533 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,517 The Rock Bottom! - No! 534 00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:54,689 [both scream] [thud] 535 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:56,482 both: Ohh! - Rock Bottom! 536 00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:57,931 - Oh, shit! - Rock bottom! 537 00:19:57,965 --> 00:19:59,655 That man got broken in half! - Oh, shit! 538 00:19:59,689 --> 00:20:00,896 - On ramp! - Infinite Rock Bottoms! 539 00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:02,551 - You never saw Rock Bottom! - That man is dead! 540 00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:04,620 - I am the new dad! - [screaming] 541 00:20:07,241 --> 00:20:08,862 - We're back, we're back on "The New Dance Show." 542 00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:10,551 This is R.J. Watkins and we have two new dancers 543 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,758 on our dance show tonight. 544 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:14,620 - And this is? - Rosie the Boogier. 545 00:20:14,655 --> 00:20:17,965 - And? - Uh, Emperor King Gold 546 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,586 uh, The Midas Man. - Fantastic. 547 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,655 And now it's time for a dance line on "The Dance Show." 548 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,758 Can you break me off something a little funky? 549 00:20:25,793 --> 00:20:28,379 [upbeat dance music] 550 00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:32,413 ♪ 551 00:20:39,758 --> 00:20:42,793 - You had your turn. - Turn's not over yet. 552 00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:46,103 - You're doin' too much. - You ain't doin' enough. 553 00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:48,137 ♪ 554 00:20:48,172 --> 00:20:49,103 - Uh! 555 00:20:49,137 --> 00:20:52,241 - You don't open-hand slap me on TV! 556 00:20:52,275 --> 00:20:53,551 - Ahh! - [laughs] 557 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,137 - Ohh! [coughing] 558 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,206 ♪♪ 559 00:20:58,241 --> 00:21:00,206 I just ate! 560 00:21:00,241 --> 00:21:04,068 [coughing] 561 00:21:04,689 --> 00:21:08,413 [coughing continues] 562 00:21:13,551 --> 00:21:16,034 - What's up? 563 00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:18,965 What's up? 564 00:21:20,724 --> 00:21:23,068 What's up? 565 00:21:24,724 --> 00:21:27,241 Hey, Lea. What's up?